Memoirs of a Douchebag chronicles the adventures of John Box as he spends a year traveling around Japan, teaching English, and discovering himself, nightly. Through this life-changing journey, John comes to such revelations as: he hates working, and kids, and food that makes liver spots drenched in mucous seem like crème brulee. Further, through this inter-cultural experience, John learns some important life-lessons like how different Japanese are from Americans … and how similar. Total mind-hump, right? Plus, he’ll feel you up!